Profiles

FineWithIceNine: Thanks
FoxyLogic: Yeah! No problem. How have you been?
FineWithIceNine: Fine
FoxyLogic: *finger guns* with Ice Nine? :P
…...
FineWithIceNine: Nice one
FoxyLogic: :P
FineWithIceNine: Sorry, I’m a little busy at the moment. Don’t really have time for an extended chat.
-Alexis attempts to lure Anastasia into a conversation through bad puns in Vaccination

She was met with a foxy grin from her now apron wearing, spatula wielding wife. “Maybe not like this, I feel hungry, hungry like the fox.” She stepped out from behind the island to reveal a tan apron, “Hungry like the wolf” was emblazoned on it, with a full moon instead of an o.
Hikari rolled her eyes and groaned, shaking her head. “Where did you even get that.”
“Christophsis leant it to me.”
“Of course he did.”
“You can return it when we have dinner with him.”
-Alexis achieves dad joke levels in Shipwrecks and Sunbeams

Anastasia Cordova-Watanabe

The former director of the Department of Nonhuman Services, Alexis currently enjoys a quiet life with her beloved foxy wife, Hikari Watanabe. The two live in Mukilteo, Washington. Alexis enjoys long walks on the beach and contributing to open source software; she also serves on the board of several charities.

Alexis' entire life has been defined by what happened to her at the age of six, when her father sold her out to the United States Government as part of a secret military operation called the Future Patriot Program. Implanted with the best of human cybernetics available at the time and experimental ill-gotten alien technology, Alexis became Future Eagle 11, a replacement for the 2nd in the program and charged with acting as the commander of any United States military units operating in Washington-Oregon-California after a hypothetical thermonuclear World War III that wiped out most of US Central Command .

When the inevitable thermonuclear fire didn't come to pass, she was shelved with the rest of the cold war relics in case she would ever need to be used again Softly ushered into the Department of Nonhuman Services, generally considered one of the safest departments in the entire government. She quickly proved to be a natural leader, no doubt to her ungodly amount of experience in such , and rose up the ranks to become the Director; a position she occupied until being kicked out the door by the Clinton, Trump, Sanders, or Insane Clown Posse administrations.